Software Upgrade for Useless Man
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I dedicate this post to fantastically clever Useless Man
Dear Software Solutions,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 deleted many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9 and installed undesirable programs such as FIFA World Cup 5.0 and Top Gear 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Signed Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 deleted many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.9 and installed undesirable programs such as FIFA World Cup 5.0 and Top Gear 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Signed Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files.
DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.
Sincerely,
Software Solutions
13 Ranted Back:
Vrey fnuny. I tnhik I wlil wtire all my cmoemts lkie tihs form now on.....
BTW (by the way!) I've just installed a fantastic new programme called 'millenium man'. It also has a pre-emptive capacity and will automatically update itself and adjust to any new demands.
Very, very funny, you're back in the game
x
Thanks for the post! Much appreciated. And very funny.
Thanks for reading our blog as well!
This is priceless! Where do you find these things? Or do you make them up yourself?!! You are too funny!!!
I cheated by borrowing them from emails i have been sent. would love to have made them up though
WHAT did HE do now?
I assume you mean the husband, so HE installed and ran Oral Sex 179.80 and all was forgiven
Useless:
My pleasure, I remember how I felt when rwb and jackt posted for me. My little face lit up like someone had plugged me into the national eloectricity grid
I didn't realize you were married! Does that mean it's over between us?
LMAO It's good to be back knowing I can come to your blog and laugh out loud! Thanks sweetie :)
ah ha,
i knew there was a reason in neverspell checked..lol
see?
plus, sounds like you spent a really fun sunday a week ago... my kind of sunday...
...much of my husband software has crashed, but then again it is several years old. i don't want a new husband software program though...after all he is putting up with his crashed wife software..
Doc:
bit of confusion there, no not married, i'm not the marrying kind. I tried it once but wasn't very good at it
Tammy:it's good to have you back. x
Schuami:
It is a trade off after all,
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