Champagne and Toy Boys
It's been a crazy week. Managed to sneak some time away at the weekend with Ex-Boyf kid-sitting from Saturday night to Sunday evening. Left town too which was fantastic and headed to Swanage with Manda, to her apartment on the beach, drunk lots of champagne and chilled out.
Last night, us girls headed to Cafe Shore for a 'Pink Party' which involved lots more champagne. Now I am not especially good on champagne, tend to get a little 'feisty and spirited' although I love drinking it. The night passed smoothly and the champagne was guzzled and everyone was having a lovely time, until............
Him: "You are lovely, can I be your Toy Boy"?
Me: "Seriously? You have to be kidding, you are about 12".
Him: "No I am 20 but would love to be with you"
Me: "No way, you are just too young"
Him: "I've had older women before and I love the knowledge and experience they have".
Me: "Good for you, it's not happening, it's too freaky for me, sorry".
Him: "There's nothing freaky about it, it would be good fun for us both".
Me: "A little word in your ear sunshine........how old is your Mother"?
Him: "40"
Me: "Well I'm 41 and there's something not right about wanting to shag someone your Mother's age so get a ******* grip".
Think I was right?
Luckily I was saved by Ex-Boyf who arrived to drive me home. At 37, he's a proper man, just not my man, but a real one all the same!
14 Ranted Back:
i think you gave yourself good advice. lol....
ROFL...you gave him good advice...
Ewwwwwww! Nope, no way. I would have said the same thing!
This is funny as hell. Been there--similar response. Who needs it?
Depends on how hot he was... but while he likes the experience older women have, would his inexperience ruin it for you? Hmm... points to ponder.
I'm sure toy boy could've given you a backie on his bike....
Randi:
In my experience of Toy Boys, they always finish too soon and then struggle for things to say afterwards.....lol
Greavsie:
Do you honestly think I am a backie kind of girl?????????
Hmmm. You've obviously met the wrong Toy Boys. I have found that they usually try harder. And all they need to say after is "Good-bye" because who really wants them to stick around?
Dag Sweetie:
Think I prob have honey but then my skill at picking blokes has always been a bit random. x
Yet no one bats an eye lid at a 41 vyear old guy hitting on a 20 year old girl!
I'm not into boys either, and I don't know how some women do it. I guess they're just willing to sacrifice....or they're that desperate. I mean, obviously it's a real catch for him, but what's in it for us?
oh dear I was 39 and he was 19, and it was lovely! I taught him everything he didn't know!
Of course I'm older and wiser now... LOL
pxx
Young men seam to like me too. Its flattering but discouraging for sure.
XOXOXO
Flattering, yes. But, I'm with you. If there are fewer years between them and my oldest child than between them and me, forget it. Not that I have any experience here...
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